Life is full of top 10 lists. From top 10 pet peeves to top 10 reasons why we choose not to exercise. Regardless, top 10 lists are never ending. Lately I have been thinking about a top 10 list I could do. Most of my life I question things. It doesn't take much for me to be cynical. Usually my cynicism is followed by sarcasm. As I was watching morning cartoons with my kids, I started to question a few things. So here it. The Top 10 Questions About TV I am wondering 30 years from now.
1. Did Doc McStuffins ever become a doctor?
2. Did Social Services finally crack down on Captain Hook? He has to be in his mid-forties and he is harassing little kids. That can't be right.
3. Was there a lawsuit from a passenger on one of the Chuggington trains? Have you seen how much those trains move around? If there was a person inside one of those trains, it would be horrific.
4. Did Jake, Izzy and the Coconuts kid ever find their parents?
5. Did Goofy turn on Mickey for never letting the show be about someone else?
6. Was there a name change for Brother Bear and Sister Bear? I mean, they were the only ones called that. Everyone else had a name.
7. Did Pete, from Mickey House Clubhouse, ever become a famous comedian...by far the funniest character.
8. How did Percy last from Thomas and Friends? The way he talked had to bring him trouble...and he was a wimp.
9. Did the conductors from Thomas and Friends ever grow a backbone and take over the train they were conducting? They just stand back there while the trains get into trouble.
10. Did Lucy, from Push and Pop book, even pass the 5th grade...ever? Really, you don't know the difference between a farmer and a guy in a balloon?
Well there is my cynicism at its best. All in good fun.
God bless and thanks for reading.
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