Transparency Not Always a Good Thing

We have all been there. At a public restroom and life's demand to relieve thyself must be met. 99.9% of us would rather be in the comforts of our own home, but we have no choice. Now there are some public restrooms we can tolerate. Your local forth floor public library or maybe a nice Baptist church. But on the flip side there are public restrooms we wish to never encounter. Gus Town and Pump just outside the North Dakota border or the outhouse 12.3 hiking miles in at a State Park. Regardless of the destination, we cringe knowing what we are about to put our tooshes through.

I can tolerate the butt to plastic commitment, but there are two components of public restroom use I cannot stand. First, what is up with transparent toilet paper? If I can see through the toilet paper...that's not good!! This only means I use more and A LOT more. One day I would like to grab a roll and go to the managers desk and ask if they would put this in their own home. Second, how come the toilet paper dispenser has to be down by my ankles? Does your business serve a lot of hobbits? I can see the logic. If the dispenser is that low then the "consumer" can only pull down so much toilet paper. What really happens is that I pull 28 single sheets and eventually there is a large mess on the floor and a soon to be plugged up toilet.

Often times we get caught up in saving a penny here or a penny there and we forget about the customer. There are goods and services in life it doesn't pay to go cheap and toilet paper is high on the list. Let's throw in bread, underwear, diapers, shoes and steak for good measure.

All I ask is serve your customers well and take care of their tooshes!!

My wife requested I go back to some "funny" blog posts...here is my attempt. 

God Bless and thanks for reading.